"she's the funniest lady here, but watch out or her shoes will eat you"

"even though we missed out on securing a place in the final ten of Australia's Next Top Model, we still call on eac other to foster our eating disorders."

"@amoir Y'see the Melbourne Twitter royality, and then you see cats like this producing a steady stream of gold-plated ZINGs."

"My best friend and solid gold yukmeister: @curtaink"

"The terms of our agreement compel me to recommend @bortflancrest. I do this, I don't have to perform sexy time dance to polka."

"Follow @Yayaa because she's hot, intelligent, funny and often pantsless."

"Follow this man for pure, undiluted genius and hysterical musings: @mikestuchbery"

": @sylviadiscount for being an expert horse wrangler"