"He said that if I did he would get me a Mac"

"Having a sense of humour is a great way to stimulate thought. And anybody who invented the platypus has a sense of humour."

"it's always a good idea to recommend God. And He's a really funny, albeit vindictive, Deity!"

"He's God."

"the questions asked, have difficult answers. Makes you think and come out of your judgmental box."